[He jumps about three feet in the air when Caren appears. So much for elven ears!]

Did you have to sneak up on me like that?! [Okay, calming down... trying, anyway. But then she's explaining the fountains and he can't help but be a little offended. She's trying to help, but he knows food like nothing else and so he's gonna be a little shit about it.]

I know it is chocolate, but I have never had the pleasure of eating out of a fountain. It seems... unsanitary. What if someone spat in it?

[He's gesticulating with his hands angrily, trying to get the point across that it's questionable food practice at best, and then he actually notices what she's wearing. His eyes widen slightly, and there is a blush, and then he's hurriedly looking away and clearing his throat.]

These kinds of things do not suit me, I think.