[Let’s say…yes, there’s a collar, complete with a tag, just so that they both could have the momentary hope that reuniting the dog with her owner will be easy, before closer investigation reveals that instead of giving useful information it basically says something like our pawpered princess, which brings up the question of if they meant paupered or pampered.
This is why you need to be careful with your puns.
This. Is. Why.]
What isn’t out of the ordinary here?
[But he knows what she means, and nods his head in a direction which is known as ‘over there.’ Over there happens to either have a slightly singed door with…well. A handprint, implying the grim fate of the inhabitants of the train car. Or it happens to have the tasteless contents of someone’s luggage strewn over the forest and what will assault them is the world’s most ugliest underpants, among other things. (Shades of neon green and puce, perhaps, like hideous tinsel decorating a tree.)
gdit dw, gdit
This is why you need to be careful with your puns.
This. Is. Why.]
What isn’t out of the ordinary here?
[But he knows what she means, and nods his head in a direction which is known as ‘over there.’ Over there happens to either have a slightly singed door with…well. A handprint, implying the grim fate of the inhabitants of the train car. Or it happens to have the tasteless contents of someone’s luggage strewn over the forest and what will assault them is the world’s most ugliest underpants, among other things. (Shades of neon green and puce, perhaps, like hideous tinsel decorating a tree.)
Or both.]