[ Wukong can't believe how stopped they are. It's almost to the point where he feels compelled to start moving backward, but instead he rocks back onto his heels and raises an eyebrow. ]

... that's not a no. I didn't hear a no. You would do anything for sweets, wouldn't you?

[ He leans in toward Gaius. His face is close. Probably too close. ]

I won't tell anyone if you said you would commit a cake massacre.