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king "#1 shitposter" gilgamesh ([personal profile] babbylon) wrote in [community profile] pawnstorm 2016-02-01 03:51 am (UTC)

LET'S ROLL!! gil → koon → gaius

[Well, isn't this just the loveliest sort of party. Already introduced and settled in but no, he's the one who looks like an idiot chucking everything in sight, completely disoriented and if that @#$ing bird doesn't shut the hell up...

Gilgamesh refuses this fate. He refuses to appear out of sorts despite the fact that he's naked and so has no choice to fumble around in his frenzy until he resolves the situation but you know what, Koon, he's dealing with you first. Candy boy can wait.

He marches right over in all his bare glory and sticks a finger in this moron's chest.]


My age has nothing to do with it!! [Shh, he has a complex.] Identify yourself! You're in the presence of a King, so show some respect before I force "it" down your throat!

[The connotations of "it" are unfortunate when one is in a precarious state of pantslessness.]

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