[She's just going to assume that incredulity is over the technique, not her emphatic lack of interest in banging him.]

Look, I didn't name it. The enemy was a delusional virgin, and he somehow decided that was the tactic to take and he just, you know.

[She makes a vague, helpless gesture.]

Castoff. There, uh. There were rose petals? For some reason? And golden light. Look, it was really weird, I don't know what to tell you.