[Well, that's not entirely true. It's more that he hadn't been expecting it quite so hard. He's actually so out of it he can't properly scold her for the inappropriate butt pat, so instead he just winds up looking incredibly stupid. And pouty. And exactly what she's come to expect from him, basically.]
Honestly, woman, you're terrifying! Don't let that pad your ego, either; it's not a compliment!
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[Well, that's not entirely true. It's more that he hadn't been expecting it quite so hard. He's actually so out of it he can't properly scold her for the inappropriate butt pat, so instead he just winds up looking incredibly stupid. And pouty. And exactly what she's come to expect from him, basically.]
Honestly, woman, you're terrifying! Don't let that pad your ego, either; it's not a compliment!
[But of course she'll take it as one. Dammit.]