Ahhh, I imagine so! I was a soldier, so I did a lot of martial arts and tactics training. Swords and other weapons too.

[It was far from the full truth, but it wasn't exactly a lie...]

Did you? I'd love to hear about it!

[Because the only thing better than hearing about an attractive lady dancing was to see it, and he wasn't about to ask in the hot springs. He was a gentleman, after all!]

I did indeed! His name is Wukong, and he's quite a good dancer! Great fighter, too.