this feels like a tagline for a summer romcom blockbuster

[There are much better things to have burned into her mind. Something, anything surely- in the same way that Naruto is trying to forget this happened in the first place- but it isn't working. It isn't working at all. They're sporting equally red faces and sputtering apologizes that can't take this disaster of a first impression back and she still has her hands over her face, trying to get further away. But the rocks are misshapen and slippery and she isn't watching where she's going because his naked ding dong has caused permanent blindness or something and Naruto is already seeing how this is going to go further awry.]

Hey hey hey be careful you're gonna-

[He moves on impulse, cutting through the water in an attempt to reach her before she winds up hurting herself,] Eh-Ahhhgh! [-And in the process, the pair of them go toppling into the water with a crash.]