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king "#1 shitposter" gilgamesh ([personal profile] babbylon) wrote in [community profile] pawnstorm 2016-05-30 06:49 am (UTC)

[Gilgamesh just rolls his eyes.]

The both of you are going about this far too seriously. A dragon is no god, and a god is no threat to the King of Heroes!

[Of course. Of course it's just like Gilgamesh to be utterly blase in the face of danger, but to be fair, he's stared down the end of the world and won before. Some overgrown lizard was no match at all in comparison, so Gilgamesh decides to engage in a bit of pre-battle banter just to warm his party up.

Or maybe just to make a fool of himself. He sure does that a lot.]


Oi! Mongrel! Dare you bar my path?! If you are the keeper of this wretched place, then stand down!

[Tianya was clearly not expecting a Hero of this caliber. He huffs, then stutters in his anger, "Bar your path?! I should burn you alive for this intrusion! Begone!"]

And I should loose a few of your heads for forgoing the proper respect! Know your place!

["Know yours, you cretin!"]

Yours!

["YOURS!"]

YOURS!!!

[...this could go on for quite some time.]

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