I had ice cream. [By now, Bessie's basically just like oh man, oh yes, oh, you got this, oh, and tries to lick his face.
Kind of succeeds, kind of nots, he's backing away, and he's making a very- okay, that should smell like Cow but that smells instead like a succession of tropical fruits just farted in his nose. Actually quite pleasant, what with mangoishes and kind of kiwis, which only makes it all the worse.] Before I took this job I went and got a gods-blasted sundae.
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I had ice cream. [By now, Bessie's basically just like oh man, oh yes, oh, you got this, oh, and tries to lick his face.
Kind of succeeds, kind of nots, he's backing away, and he's making a very- okay, that should smell like Cow but that smells instead like a succession of tropical fruits just farted in his nose. Actually quite pleasant, what with mangoishes and kind of kiwis, which only makes it all the worse.] Before I took this job I went and got a gods-blasted sundae.