That stupid king ain't the king of anything! Mooron!
[Shinn might have stopped himself before he smacked into the cow's butt, but did he count on Nora casually reaching over and shoving him the rest of the way? Did he? Also, he might have gotten a snicker when Caren shut him up just like that, because somebody's whipped here and it ain't the cow.
Which, if Shinn's face does slam into its hindquarters, probably also chomps on Gaius' arm or ear or whatever at this point with an indignant squeal. This is going swimmingly.]
Of course he'd know a terrible hag like you!
[Snarl, hiss, probably entertaining Caren regardless of his actual intentions......]
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[Shinn might have stopped himself before he smacked into the cow's butt, but did he count on Nora casually reaching over and shoving him the rest of the way? Did he? Also, he might have gotten a snicker when Caren shut him up just like that, because somebody's whipped here and it ain't the cow.
Which, if Shinn's face does slam into its hindquarters, probably also chomps on Gaius' arm or ear or whatever at this point with an indignant squeal. This is going swimmingly.]
Of course he'd know a terrible hag like you!
[Snarl, hiss, probably entertaining Caren regardless of his actual intentions......]