[ Unfortunately, Bolin has never been one for subtlety or tact. He's got a bleeding heart, but has trouble imagining himself in other people's positions. He doesn't take Naruto's outrage as much more than childish immaturity and embarrassment, so he just sulks at being yelled and just falls away from the boy's shrieking onto his back with a surrendering sigh. ]

It's not weird! It's the truth. Next time you go nuts like that, maybe you'll need a quicker way to get calmed down, so you should be prepared.

[ Though it's unlikely Naruto would let anyone get close enough to him when he's like that, Bolin certainly wouldn't like to try. ]

Or what if you find someone else passed out and you're in the middle of a battle? You can't just sit around holding hands.

[ btw this is something that has happened already in this game, thirst is unreal ]