S-SHRIMP?! [There's an elbow in his face and it's hard to say what he feels more keenly- getting called short by the equivalent of a fighting goldfish or the knee in his spleen. Naruto rolls his weight, effectively pulling the guy right back down the moment he gets any leverage. If nothing else, they're kicking up an impressive dust cloud.] You wanna go?! I'll kick your ass right now!

You don't stand a chance against that thing, you gonna try and get eaten so you can choke him to death?!