You got any weird mail yet? I heard another guy's been getting fan mail for the last week. Seems the people who sort our nonsense haven't been able to keep up with that man's load.

[Does anyone look gul- awestruck. Awestruck, yes. There's one who looked plausible, but-]

Tater pancakes. [A ways away so that the person wouldn't judge them too hard and/or overhear them.] We could do better, I think. You?