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king "#1 shitposter" gilgamesh ([personal profile] babbylon) wrote in [community profile] pawnstorm 2016-04-18 03:00 am (UTC)

[Don't move, Setsuna says. Right. He can manage that.

Except by the time Setsuna starts rushing away, he's already moving. A lot. Dancing, more like it, to an invisible beat only he can hear. Some Noir, sneaking their way up deck, do stop and side-eye him a little, especially when he mistakes foes for friends and forces them into a not so pleasant sea shanty. They wind up falling right off the side of the ship, partially due to a particularly harsh turn but mostly due to their kingly distraction. They curse Gilgamesh to their doom, but he doesn't hear them, singing to himself:]


What will we do with a drunken sailor? Way hay and up she rises, early in the mooooooooooooorning! ♪

[And oh, look, there's Setsuna again. Gilgamesh waves at him, or what he thinks to be him—it isn't actually, just another Noir soldier trying to cut him down—but he may have put a bit too much enthusiasm into it as he goes swinging into the railing and bumbling over it... and, well...]

Put him in the bed with the captain's daughteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer, ah, not to bed, not to bed...!

[The last thing Asuna will ever see is Gilgamesh's flailing body as it plummets towards the water. It's not just Gilgamesh that's gone tipsy, either; the boat's tipping, too!]

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