Apple monkey.

[he corrects himself with a snort as he gladly takes the apple basket Wukong handed him. success! he sure hoped he wouldn't get yelled at for bringing the chef the wrong kind of apple this time around]

Heh, well, you prob'ly know this already but a performer's gotta improvise, right? [and improvisation was one of Kaito's strengths] If an audience is watching, there's no way I'm gonna let 'em down.