[ There will be no apologies here! But with a sly grin, he places a hand on Slaine's shoulder and winks while keeping a hushed tone. ]

Trust me, if I wanted to knock anyone out, it wouldn't be by fruit.

[ Still, he'll give Slaine a once-over. No bleeding, no immediate bruising, and the apple didn't explode--- so he'll probably live. Last thing Wukong needs is to be reprimanded for Assault by a Nutritious Foodstuff. ]

So, do you know how to juggle? Or is there another way we can make these kids happy? I'll split the knowledge and some fruit with you if you'll help.