[He knows way too many people who get exponentially creepier the happier they are, and also the golden eyes still kind of piss him off in an obscure, abstract way that he only notices because it adds to his general state of displeasure with the world but particularly the girl currently plastered on him.
In other words, even if there were alarms, they've been ringing for enough years that they've either run out of battery or any usefulness whatsoever.
He does do his best to lean back once she leans in, though, just in case she goes for another headbutt -- because that's clearly the atmosphere here.]
That's because it is a challenge. [he didn't think that one through, but does he ever] But you should just give up now!!
[Well, now they've both got ahold of the shawl, so when she tries to bind his hands, he tries to turn it back around on her and this tangle just keeps getting bigger.]
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In other words, even if there were alarms, they've been ringing for enough years that they've either run out of battery or any usefulness whatsoever.
He does do his best to lean back once she leans in, though, just in case she goes for another headbutt -- because that's clearly the atmosphere here.]
That's because it is a challenge. [he didn't think that one through, but does he ever] But you should just give up now!!
[Well, now they've both got ahold of the shawl, so when she tries to bind his hands, he tries to turn it back around on her and this tangle just keeps getting bigger.]