You two are cute but my ability might not work on a dummy.

[Coming over, he gives them both nice pats on the head. What adorable children!]

It's okay! You're both so very young! You'll still grow up to understand why I'm not testing it out! And I don't care who buys my drinks but you should keep walking before I just carry you both.

[He winks at them then goes...skipping...away. While still sticking closer to them.]