*What a day, waking up naked in a strange room is no longer the weirdest part of this exchange of events.*

Canada is a country, not a town.

*Lola didn't say what town she was from because... this clearly wasn't Toronto, and if she wasn't at home there was a good chance people wouldn't know Toronto until you mentioned it was in Canada anyway. So her confusion was pretty apparent as he just... failed Geography even worse than Lola did. She only knew countries that had cute shoes in season or she spent a summer lazing on the beach there.*

I'm Lola. I would really like to know where we are, and why you don't know anything about Geography.