Of course I can fight! What'd you expect, a song and dance?
[ Another bird! This one, smaller and quicker, and Wukong can't reach it in time. It blows by him, sending a few rocky feathers into his face--- which definitely don't feel very nice at all. Grunting, he wipes his nose and mouth; there's definitely some crap on those feathers and this is not okay. ]
Look, you're gonna need to get a few more out of here. The big ones I can handle, but for some reason... the quicker ones, they elude me.
[ Perhaps if he was back at home, the nimbleness in his movements and swings would be more obvious. But with the strength he found himself with, he felt more like a gorilla than a monkey a times--- this being one of them.
Thankfully, the fattest pigeon comes along and he smashes that into bits too. +1 for the ego, -50 because he couldn't catch up with a fastbird. ]
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[ Another bird! This one, smaller and quicker, and Wukong can't reach it in time. It blows by him, sending a few rocky feathers into his face--- which definitely don't feel very nice at all. Grunting, he wipes his nose and mouth; there's definitely some crap on those feathers and this is not okay. ]
Look, you're gonna need to get a few more out of here. The big ones I can handle, but for some reason... the quicker ones, they elude me.
[ Perhaps if he was back at home, the nimbleness in his movements and swings would be more obvious. But with the strength he found himself with, he felt more like a gorilla than a monkey a times--- this being one of them.
Thankfully, the fattest pigeon comes along and he smashes that into bits too. +1 for the ego, -50 because he couldn't catch up with a fastbird. ]
The heck is that? A dowel?