digophelia: (i'm sorry i never knew what else to do)
Aʟɪᴄᴇ Pʟᴇᴀsᴀɴᴄᴇ Lɪᴅᴅᴇʟʟ ([personal profile] digophelia) wrote in [community profile] pawnstorm 2016-04-18 03:30 am (UTC)

Yes, you are lucky and please never try it.

[ But knowing how kids function and knowing how she was after she was told not to, this may be disregarded and a kid may attempt it just to be contrary. Hopefully, an explanation as to what happens is enough of a deterrent and moves their attention spans. ]

Oh, I did get a very large pepper grinder from her, later on, of course.

[ When she was done trying to eat Alice and sent her along to collect pig snouts. Anyway- ]

And what happens next sounds silly, I'm sure, but after all of that yelling, I decided to take her poor baby with me out for fresh air.Oh, but as soon as I looked down, it wasn't a baby boy I was holding, but a baby pig.

[ She's here to fuel their imaginations and potentially open up more questions. The reactions she gets nearly gets a laugh from a usually solemn Alice. Alice's green eyes dance up to the other women. ]

It sounds silly, doesn't it? I'm sure our friend here has equally strange adventures.

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