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Aʟɪᴄᴇ Pʟᴇᴀsᴀɴᴄᴇ Lɪᴅᴅᴇʟʟ ([personal profile] digophelia) wrote in [community profile] pawnstorm 2016-04-14 03:43 am (UTC)

i'm so sorry for the delay

I don't think that you and I can help that.

[ Children are bound to interrupt, they have short attention spans. They will climb and pull on Alice's dress, all the while asking absurd questions. No matter what the adults do, they're going to be distracted.

Alice would know, this is exactly how her sister dealt with her. ]


Oh, well, you see pepper makes you sneeze a lot! When the cook used so much pepper, all she would do was sneeze and her baby would always cry.

[ Never mind said baby turned into a pig (for whatever reason) and certainly, there's no need to mention that the Duchess became even more mad by trying to eat Alice. ]

I suppose you can obtain a bigger pepper grinder in Wonderland and use it, but there isn't anything special about it, beyond that.

[ She's more than happy to teach them big words! She's certainly forgot that children are more limited than she was at that age. ]

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