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pawnstorm2017-01-14 08:23 am
notwagging) wrote in pawnstorm2017-01-14 08:23 am
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Who: Keaton and you!
When: Sometime in January
Where: Menchik
What: Part-time job shenanigans and his clue!
Rating: Will update if necessary.
A.) Not Ready for Ranked
[ it sounded pretty interesting on the flyers around Menchik: "come demonstrate your art skills! show off what you can do with some paint, inspiration, and your own flesh and blood! entertain, amaze, and thrill the crowds!" he just had no idea what it entailed. sure, the paint buckets and guns should have been a tip-off, but the genuine curiosity sparked something deep inside of him. perhaps with some time and effort, he too could become an artist.
so when he's given a gun and standing in an arena, he's a little confused. that is, until he holds it out and pulls the trigger, sending a blast of red paint out onto the ground and onto a canvas... wow! incredible!
clearly, this means only one thing. he crouches down and with his tail, starts to spread the red out. all over. he's not worried about getting messy.
come! shoot the distracted hero, or perhaps join him? no reason they can't share the credit, right? ]
B.) You Can Eat Pizza Anytime
[ honestly, he's needed to learn how to make edible food for a long, long time--- despite citing a family secret, Keaton has no aptitude in the culinary arts. he's great at eating! heck, he's fantastic at mouth-related things, but this is definitely a new thing for him.
wearing a simple white apron and having not washed his hands, he stands in front of the conveyor belt. the first order seems simple: cheese and the red sauce.
but it looks boring when he's done and ready for it to go into the oven. it needs
the secret ingredient
SO HE REACHES INTO HIS POCKET... will someone stop him from possibly poisoning food or what? ]
C.) Tear Down This Wall
[ it's a very odd place in the forest where Keaton runs into the barrier. he can clearly see through it, too--- there's nothing of note within the barrier that lights up with dark purple runes when he punches it hard enough. funny how he stumbled across it, too, but that's not very important. what IS important is that he's standing there, in the middle of the forest, with his hand on his chin and his tail slowly swishing through the air behind him.
lost in thought.
the rune looks familiar. has he seen it before? maybe, maybe. it only appears when he smashes into it with all of his might.
so he does it again, just to get another look! thankfully, he's not the only one who gets a look at it... ]
D.) Wildcard
[ have something for Keaton? he'll be around! ]
When: Sometime in January
Where: Menchik
What: Part-time job shenanigans and his clue!
Rating: Will update if necessary.
A.) Not Ready for Ranked
[ it sounded pretty interesting on the flyers around Menchik: "come demonstrate your art skills! show off what you can do with some paint, inspiration, and your own flesh and blood! entertain, amaze, and thrill the crowds!" he just had no idea what it entailed. sure, the paint buckets and guns should have been a tip-off, but the genuine curiosity sparked something deep inside of him. perhaps with some time and effort, he too could become an artist.
so when he's given a gun and standing in an arena, he's a little confused. that is, until he holds it out and pulls the trigger, sending a blast of red paint out onto the ground and onto a canvas... wow! incredible!
clearly, this means only one thing. he crouches down and with his tail, starts to spread the red out. all over. he's not worried about getting messy.
come! shoot the distracted hero, or perhaps join him? no reason they can't share the credit, right? ]
B.) You Can Eat Pizza Anytime
[ honestly, he's needed to learn how to make edible food for a long, long time--- despite citing a family secret, Keaton has no aptitude in the culinary arts. he's great at eating! heck, he's fantastic at mouth-related things, but this is definitely a new thing for him.
wearing a simple white apron and having not washed his hands, he stands in front of the conveyor belt. the first order seems simple: cheese and the red sauce.
but it looks boring when he's done and ready for it to go into the oven. it needs
the secret ingredient
SO HE REACHES INTO HIS POCKET... will someone stop him from possibly poisoning food or what? ]
C.) Tear Down This Wall
[ it's a very odd place in the forest where Keaton runs into the barrier. he can clearly see through it, too--- there's nothing of note within the barrier that lights up with dark purple runes when he punches it hard enough. funny how he stumbled across it, too, but that's not very important. what IS important is that he's standing there, in the middle of the forest, with his hand on his chin and his tail slowly swishing through the air behind him.
lost in thought.
the rune looks familiar. has he seen it before? maybe, maybe. it only appears when he smashes into it with all of his might.
so he does it again, just to get another look! thankfully, he's not the only one who gets a look at it... ]
D.) Wildcard
[ have something for Keaton? he'll be around! ]
b
naki's got experience with cooking! helping out in the kitchen! not enough to actually know what doesn't go into food, though. surely a guy who's been eating food all his life would know better than him, right?]
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... but no, it's just Nakigitsune. oh good! surely he can keep quiet. ]
Oh! It's you. [ relief! ] You... uh, wanna help me with some of these pizzas?
[ should be easier with another person, as long as the orders stay pretty simple. ]
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he gives another curious glance at keaton's Mystery Ingredient™ before making eye contact and nodding a foxhand.]
I'll do my best.
[teamwork!]
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Okay. This one needs [ squint ] sauce on it, some weird green thing, and a lot of the white stuff.
[ AKA green peppers and cheese. who just puts green peppers on a pizza??? ]
Do you... see the green? The white is clearly right there.
[ he points at flour. not cheese. ]
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tadaaaahh is this the ingredient you're looking for!]
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[ he plucks the one out of Naki's hand, then takes a few more and just sticks them on top of the flour and sauce on the dough. done! one pizza down! wow, they're so good. ]
Okay. Next one is requesting no white stuff, but it wants... I don't know what those are either. What do you think we should put on it?
[ and he stares shrewdly at the order card, which actually shows a cheeseless pizza with some sausage? but what does Keaton know, pizza is a myth (sadly). ]
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..................maybe they mean these olives over here! not that he's heard of olives either, but they're sorta brownish, right? he holds out a handful.]
These?
[whoever's giving these order cards probably shouldn't have made them pictures.]
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Okay. That looks fine.
[ looking at the pizzas they've made, he picks them both up and puts them into the oven. ]
Hey. You remember that one thing you like? Think we have the ingredients to make them here?
[ because he remembers Naki and his favorite food, but... ]
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breaking off the end of one, he slowly picks out the soft white inside to eat.]
If I find any...I'll make some.
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so don't worry, Naki. Keaton's got your back today. ]
Hm! Well. You wanna try the thing I made?
[ a loud 'HONK' chimes from the oven. apparently this was the sound they picked to let people know when the pizzas were done. what a weird goose noise. ]
It should be ready. Here, let me show you...
[ moving around to the other side of it, he carefully pulls out a pizza. it's covered in cheese and there are dark things underneath it. ]
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also naki might've almost jumped at that honking noise....is that what ovens sound like? modern kitchen appliances are so weird.....actually the pizza that came out also looks kinda weird. is that what pizzas are supposed to look like? it seems just a little bit different from the pictures on the orders...but he doesn't know enough to feel particularly worried about this.]
What's in it?
[he asks, but now that he asks he realizes the answer is probably "dark stuff" or something.]
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Oh, nothing unusual! I've seen humans eat this stuff all the time, so it's probably safe. I promise, nothing bad will happen.
[ cutting a slice with a nearby pizza cutter, he whistles happily as he carefully navigates not letting any of the mystery material slide out from under the cheese. after all, this is a very important time for the innocent wolfskin, who then slides it onto a paper plate and hands it to Nakigitsune with the most pure of smiles. ]
Try it! Tell me what you think.
[ and of course, if Naki takes a bite, he will discover that the dark spots were not bugs or blood or spooky ghosts... but chocolate.
is this a good combination y/n ]
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naki stares at the suspiciously spotted pizza slice. does he know enough to be suspicious? the answer is--
no. no, he does not.
the unsuspecting sword takes a bite of pizza. chews. pauses. gets kind of an unsure look on his face.
...another bite, just to make sure.
.............he does not know how to feel about this flavor.]
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the silence is deafening, until he decides to break it. ]
Hey, buddy. You okay? I know, it's really good even though I haven't eaten any.
[ he's a culinary artist! ]
Think I should get others to eat it too? After all, if it makes you think about it for that long, I guess it must be delicious!
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.......maybe the answer is to hold his partially-eaten slice up towards keaton and say] You try it.